Bio:

Abbey Bones is (allegedly) the fourth greatest artist in the world. She has miniature curtains instead of eyelids and a live-in rat named Aunt Judith. She is quite old, and (unrelatedly) makes a lot of toasted sandwiches.

Experience:

• Dissertation on ‘The dangers associated with skinny-dipping in wet cement’ and a further 72 publications on the letter Q

• Spent six months on an art residency inside the belly of a whale

• Ate an entire tug boat in one sitting

• Renowned for having the worlds smallest lava lamp collection

• Invented left-handedness and the concept of apple juice

Hobbies:

• Heresy

• Tandem Tobbaganing

• Hiccups

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